Ask any parent and they'll tell you their child is incredibly brilliant. One in a million of those parents might be right. Just try telling that to the other couple hundred thousand.
[After his cellphone rings to the I Dream of Jeanie theme] You know, that ring takes all the authority out of what you just said.
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