[Carter is waiting for his surgeon to arrive]
Does anybody know when he's coming? How about a rough estimate? More than a minute, less than a hockey season? More than an hour, but less than the lifespan of a giant redwood tree.
Carter.
I'm so hungry, thirsty. I'm tired. I'm cold. My arm just fell asleep.
Stop being a baby.
Plus I feel like I'm hanging out of this thing. Can someone cover up my crotch please?
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