Mrs. Raskin. It's been a long time.
RMrs. Raskin
The service isn't what it used to be.
What seems to be the matter?
RMrs. Raskin
I have this hangnail and it's very painful.
I have a brain tumor and it's inoperable.
RMrs. Raskin
What?
I win.
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