Nathan Resor and Sherlock Holmes in “Unfinished Business”

I can't throw out garbage now?

Sherlock Holmes

No, on the contrary, I encourage it. You'd be amazed what turns up in the rubbish. I once found the testicles of an illegally poached Asian black bear in the bins of an English member of Parliament. He believed them to possess certain curative powers.

If that's why you're back, let me save you the trouble. There aren't any testicles in my garbage, black bear or otherwise.