You know you could have told me that you like her.
Beg your pardon?
You like her.
Yes, I like Fiona. She's compulsively honest and congenitally unpretentious.
And pretty.
What are you getting at?
You like her as in LIKE like.
You're suggesting a romantic interest. More specifically you're suggesting a romantic interest in the vernacular of a prepubescent child.
This is the book you loaned her. She wanted me to give it back to you.
So...?
So... Hundreds of books in the house. How many volumes of poetry? Zero. You bought it for her.
Bought it to lend it.
....
You like someone, that's amazing!
I like many women, often two at a time, you know that.
No, this is not about sex. You really like her.
Stop using that word!
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