Sherlock Holmes and Kitty Winter in “Unfinished Business”

Sherlock Holmes

It's a nondisclosure agreement. I would like you to sign it.

Kitty Winter

Morning to you, too.

Sherlock Holmes

It is, for the most part, boilerplate. My secrets stay secret. I have powerful enemies, Kitty. I work every day to make more. You are privy to my method and my madness. So you see the risk I'm taking on, do you not?

Kitty Winter

I do, but we've worked together for months, so why all of a sudden--

Sherlock Holmes

I meant to have your signature from the beginning, but timely paperwork is a weakness of mine.

Kitty Winter

I hereby forego my right to tell my non-existent friends that I am pet-sitting a sociopathic tortoise.