[Emily buys Joan a six-month subscription to TrueRomantix.com.]
I meet people, you know. My life is not that weird!
[Sherlock texts her a series of photos: LEGO figures arranged in gruesome tableaux.]
Staged suicide, obviously. No one sticks their head in the oven anymore... (off Emily's look) Shut up, please.
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