Uh, Frida? I brought you the piñata.
You did? Oh, Manny, I knew… [shocked to see Manny's poorly made piñata] This is my awesome birthday piñata?
Ye…abe?
[The piñata rips open and falls to the ground, revealing what was inside]
Pretzels and a dirty sock?!
It still needs some fine-tuning.
Where have you been the last two days?! What kind of piñata is this?! WHAT'S THE SQUARE ROOT OF NINE?!
[confused] Square root?
I need help with my math homework, which you would know if you were any kind of friend!
If you were any kind of friend, you'd know… [takes off his eye patch and throws it on the ground, angrily] I STINK AT MATH!
You just plain STINK!
[The students react in surprise while they all surround them]
You gonna take that, Manny?
Hey, if you're such a great friend, why'd I make you such a lousy piñata?
Well, since you're no kind of friend, you… you're… UNINVITED to my party! [gasps as she covers her mouth]
[Manny and all the other students gasp in shock]
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