Scrooge and Lena (Magica) in “Unfinished Business”

Scrooge

Sweet, playful marbles. Three to a bag. Red, green, and that rascal blue marble, always rolling whichever way it wants... and ungrateful the lot of them at every turn! After all I did for them, and they just throw it in my face!

Yeah, there's nothing worse than marbles. Tea?

Scrooge

I'm talking about family.

Ugh, tell me about it. They disobey you, run you ragged, don't follow through on elaborate revenge plots...

Scrooge

They spend your money, take over your home, cause trouble, worm their way into your head with fond memories that you cannae get out, no matter how hard you try!

Cheers to ridding fond memories!

Scrooge

[sits on a throne of pizza boxes] And then they leave without as much as a "thank you"!

Forget family. Who needs 'em?

Scrooge

I'll drink to that! [about to drink Magica's potion, only for a box to fall on his head and cause him to spill it]

Of all the idiotic- I mean, I'll go make you another.