Vivian Wright quotes from Dream Team

This is only a game of football, we win it, we lose it. So what? People who think that are blaspheming. This game means so much to all of us. I know you lads would do and give anything to be out there on that pitch playing and we dread the day when that is taken away from us. So we stock up on our glories, keep them treasured – right here – in the hope that one day they’ll keep us going because they are out lives.

Yeah, he's gay. I'm gay. We're all gay on this team, gentlemen. We're all at it. Can'get enough. We're the only gays in The Championship.

I thought I'd done pretty well not shooting a single player this season...then I turn my back for 5 minutes and...

Look I need to start getting some work done for the playoff semis. I doubt the Preston manager is playing Cluedo with the local constabulary.

I'm a big game player, big game manager.

He's a big game idiot!

I think I've found out who is responsible

JESUS CHRIST!

Nah, Ive ruled him out.

Nutters

i thought you liked this kinda thing

Not me, its kids stuff