It's the fuel gauge! We're on E.
Well, maybe E means extra fuel! TELL ME E MEANS EXTRA FUEL!
E means empty, dude; we're out of fuel!
AUUGGGHHH! [gets in praying position] Dear Savior, I am sorry about the time I was 5 years old and stole that piece of bubblegum. I am sorry about the time I watched that pretty lady's laundry spin in the dryer at the laundromat. I'm sorry--
Will you stop that? We're gonna get out of this!
HEY NOW, HEY NOW! DON'T DREAM IT'S OVER!!!
Would you STOP IT?!
What are you looking for?
Uh! Hey! Parachute!
Oh, a parachute. But, there's only one.
Okay. I'll take it and bring back help.
What? What kind of help are you gonna bring back, a dive team to locate my corpse? Okay, we'll jump together.
What?
[putting the parachute on] Yeah, okay? I'll put this on, you hold onto me, and we jump, alright?
Uh... [looks down 7,000 feet to the ocean]
Drake, you ready?
Uh, no, no. I'm not jumping with you, Josh.
Yeah, you are.
No, I'm not.
Why not?
Look, just jump, okay? Go.
What's wrong with you?
I'm-- I'm afraid, alright?
You were just about to jump out by yourself.
I know, but then I looked down, saw how high we are, peed a little bit, and I ain't jumping, Josh!
You're going, alright?
No, I'm not. Look, look, we're on E, okay? Just jump out!
Oh, I'm going, and you're coming with me! [hooks the parachute to one of Drake's straps, they scream and jump out of the helicopter all the way down the ocean as Josh pulls the cord of the parachute and it opens up] It opened! Ha-ha!
You're touching my butt.
Oh, sorry.
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