[Drake enters his and Josh's room]
Hey.
Well? Did you go to Thornton's house? Did you apologize?
Yeah, I went to Thornton's house, and I apologized.
Well, perfect, and?
He had his housekeeper kick me out, then he hit me with a broom, and I fell down some brick stairs.
[groans] I really wanted to go to that party. Why do you ruin everything?
Don't worry, alright? I'm gonna figure a way to get even with that Thornton.
I don't wanna get even. [whining] I WANNA GO TO THAT BIRTHDAY PARTY!
Bro, Thornton hates us.
Well, let's make him love us again.
I tried.
Well, maybe we can... [notices Drake's autographed Beatles Abbey Road album] Hey. Isn't Thornton a huge Beatles fan?
Well, yeah, but I don't see what that has to do-- [realizes what Josh means] Oh, no, no. No way. [hides it in his arms] Don't even think about it.
I'm telling you, if we give him that album--
Absolutely not.
I guarantee you he'll re-invite us.
Dude, I love this album more than I love myself.
Dude.
Okay, but I love this album a lot.
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