[Opening comments: Drake and Josh ask the viewers random questions]
(happily) Hello, what's your name?
(happily) Hi! Who are you?
What is your favorite thing to eat?
What games do you like to play?
(happily) Me, too!
Hey, do you like me?
Do you wanna be my friend? (Smiles creepily)
Aw, thank you!
(offended) What is that supposed to mean?
You think I'm handsome? What a special thing to say!
(outraged) What? Who are you calling a dork? Hey hey hey hey! Go get your mother! Yeah I'm talking to you!
A present? For me?
Alright just put your kid right in front of the TV set because I have a few things to say!
[holding a plate of cookies] A plate of cookies? Ohh, yummy!
I-I think it's pretty rude to tell a person that he's a --[offscreen boy spits in his eye]... did you just... you spit in my eye!
Mmm... these are my favorite!
Ohh, it burns! Aghh! Aghh!
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