Drake! Drake! Wait until you hear this! [crashes into door and then recovers, walking in] You are not gonna believe this! Whoa, man! You are not gonna believe this!
Mrs. Hayfer died?!
No! Corey has a girlfriend!
Yeah, I know. He's with Megan. That's why we gave him our pants.
Another girlfriend.
What?!
You heard my words! That Corey's a little two-timing, girl-kissing, Japanese candy-giving jerk!
What is so special about Japanese candy?
Oh, it's a big deal. Now what are we gonna do about this?
We're gonna tell Megan. That's what we're gonna do.
No!
Yes!
We can't go to Megan with this.
We could if you'd let go of my shirt!
Look, if we tell Megan, she's gonna think we're making it up. She's gonna think we're lying just to keep her from dating Corey.
Oh, man. You're probably right. So what are we gonna do?
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