Josh and Drake in “Unfinished Business”

Josh

Are you CRAZY?! What if Mom, Dad or Megan are downstairs?

Drake

Look, both of the cars are gone, alright? So nobody's home.

Josh

Good. Oh, quick. Quick, let's call the cops before he comes back.

Drake

Yeah, right, right, right, right.

Josh

Okay.

Drake

Uh...

Josh

Uh, alright. [pushes the phone with his head and he and Drake struggle to call the police] Alright, work together. Teamwork.

Drake

Okay.

Josh

Teamwork.

Drake

Alright.

Josh

To the left.

Drake

Ow!

Josh

To the--

Drake

Grab it.

Josh

Alright. [the phone slides away from him and Drake] Teamworking.

Drake

Grab it. Alright, press the 9, man.

Josh

Oh, this isn't gonna work.

Drake

Alright. Fine, fine, here. [puts it behind him] I'll hold it behind my back, you dial it with your nose.

Josh

I'm not sticking my nose down there.

Drake

Would you rather take your chances with a vicious criminal?

Josh

I think so.

Drake

Oh, just dial the number.

Josh

Alright. [presses the 9 button with his nose] 9. [then the 1 button] 1.

Drake

Aw, man. You sneezed on my palm.

Josh

It is allergy season.