Man, we can't get into the Reptile Room [nightclub]. You have to be over 21.
You are, Mr... [pulls out fake ID] Yakitori!
[takes fake ID and looks at it] What's this?
Fake ID, here, check mine out. [takes out his own fake ID and gives it to Josh]
[reads the name on Drake's fake ID] Jefferson Steelflex?
[laughs] Yeah, made it up.
[sarcastically] Oh, REALLY! So you're suggesting that we use fake IDs to get into a nightclub posing as... [reads the names on the IDs again] Jefferson Steelflex and Alvin Yakitori?
Yep. And, hey, we gotta be there before 10:30 because I'm pretty sure...
It's illegal to use fake IDs!
Yeah, well, it's illegal to rob banks, but people do it!
Yes, people who are BANK ROBBERS!
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