[Drake and Josh are in Megan's room]
Now, put Megan's camera back where you found this. Being in her room creeps me out.
Yeah, me, too. [looks at Megan's hamster] Awww. Look at Megan's hamster. He's washing his little face.
Look, let's just get out of here.
Just wait. This is too cute. I gotta get a picture of him.
Well, hurry.
Okay! Smile, Hervay.
[Hervay falls down from the camera shot Josh took]
Awww. He's playing dead.
I think he really is dead!
Oh! That hamster cannot be dead. If that hamster is dead, we're dead because Megan’s gonna kill us!
W-W-What can I do about it?
I don't know you watch o.r.! Fix him.
Okay, okay. Um, alright, I need a CBC, uh, a chem seven chest phone.
Just give him CPR!
[whining] Oh Alright! [takes out Hervay from his cage] Stay with me buddy, stay with me!
Okay.
[blows on Hervay's mouth] 1 1,000 , 2 1,000 , 3 1,000 , BREATHE! [blows on Hervay's mouth again and tries to pick him up but fails] That's it. 10:22, I'm calling it!
NO! [runs up to Hervay and blows his mouth]
[Grabs Drake backwards] HE'S GONE!
Josh, Megan is going to kill us!
Maybe she won't. Maybe she'll understand.
Think about it. Megan does horrible horrible things to us every day for no reason. Now, SHE HAS A REASON!
WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!
[Drake quickly puts the camera in her drawer and Josh puts Hervay back in his cage and spins his running wheel as they leave Megan's room fast]
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