[he stops the argument about stacks of cards] Okay, you know what? You know what? Enough with the cards, alright? I got big problems.
What, that Eric thing?
Yeah, he's lying to everybody and ruining my life just to make himself popular. But you know what?
What?
I'm gonna go find Eric and punch him right in his little nerdy head!
You don't want to do that. [grabs him]
Then give me a one good reason.
'Cause it's not gonna help you, alright? It's just gonna make you look worse. You're gonna have handle these things maturely.
Kinda like you do with Mindy?
DIFFERENT! [crosses his arms]
It's not different?
Mindy rubbing a new boyfriend in my face is an outrage. OUTRAGE!
And Eric wrecking my life isn't?
I'm not saying it's not bro, but look you gotta help me with-- [the doorbell interrupts them as Drake opens the door and Clayton talks to Drake and Josh about what Drake did to his water]
[worried, mumbling] Why?
[Josh points to Drake and tells him to close the door. Drake awkwardly locks the door as he and Josh cool off]
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