C'mon, let's play ping-pong!
Alright. I'll play if it'll stop you from yapping.
And the battle begins! [rings bell] Ohh, my worthy opponent. Are you prepared to ping the pong?
Wahahaha. I am prepared, Young Szechwan. Your pong is no match for my ping!
Ahh, do your worst! [he and Josh play ping-pong until Josh's paddle flies out of his hand and out the window, to Josh's horror] You have smashed the window of transparency!
[runs to the broken window] Aw, man! Mom and dad are gonna kill me!
Oh, probably. Come on, let's finish the game.
I don't have a paddle!
Oh, there's an extra one downstairs, be back in a sec.
We can't be late for this-
I'll be back in a few seconds, you can study while I'm gone. [gives Josh the book and leaves the room]
I don't think it leaves us enough- [opens the book and reads a page] What is the atomic weight of beryllium? 9.01. [yells]
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