[Drake and Josh both have an interview]
Drake Parker. Josh Nichols. [Drake and Josh come in Mr. Nadel's office] What do you want?
We understand that you give people temporary jobs?
So?
And we'd like one.
And I'd like to meet a woman who doesn't change her phone number after the first date.
[Sarcastically] Yeah, well good luck with that.
Ok, what are your skills?
I play guitar and date girls.
Well, I'm an honor student. I'm pretty good with magic tricks, I can cook. Oh, in the 5th grade I was voted most polite child-
[yells] NO! THAT'S ENOUGH! [in a normal voice] Well, let's see, I've got men's room attendant, ditch digger, or you could clean up after elephants at the zoo?
[Sarcastically] Wow, they all sound so wonderful.
Do you gave any jobs that are, you know... not repulsive?
Yeah, and we want one that pays a lot.
Sure, and I wanna meet a woman who doesn't change her phone number after the first date.
You already said that.
[yelling] WELL IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME! I MEAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!
We just want jobs.
Alright look, I got two jobs working the line at a fish factory. That glamorous enough for you?
Well, what would we have to do?
You'd be assembling packages of sushi for distribution to local supermarkets. Pays 18 bucks an hour. Each.
Yeah, we'll take it.
Good. Happy. Happy. Here's the address. Be there Saturday morning 8:00.
8:00?
We'll be there.
Yeah, yeah.
[Drake and Josh leave Mr. Nadel's office; Nadel types in numbers on his phone from a piece of paper]
The number you have reached has been disconnected
[bangs on desk] EVERY TIME! Stupid lotion! [knocks a bottle of lotion on the floor]
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