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Drake & Josh · Season 1, Episode 15

Sergeant Doty, Drake and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Tyler pops his head from the kitchen and throws an egg at Sergeant Doty's back thinking that Drake and Josh did it]

SDSergeant Doty

[angrily] HEY! [walks up to Drake and Josh] DO YOU THINK EGGS ARE FUNNY? Do you know I can arrest you two for assaulting a police officer?

Drake

We didn't throw an egg at you.

Josh

We don't have any eggs on us.

SDSergeant Doty

[picks up the egg tray that Tyler left from the counter] Then whose are these? The egg fairies?

Josh

We don't even know where those came from.

SDSergeant Doty

[satisfied] 50 pushups.

Josh

But you can't make us do-

SDSergeant Doty

[angrily] PUSHUPS!

[Drake and Josh are forced to 50 pushups by Sergeant Doty while the police officer, Sergeant Doty, Megan and Tyler are satisfied much to their satisfaction]

DJDrake and Josh

Oh!

Drake

1.

Josh

Ow.

Drake

2.

Josh

Ow.

Drake

3.

Josh

Ow.

Drake

4.

Josh

Ow.

Drake

5.

Josh

Ow.

Drake

6.

Josh

Ow.

Drake

7.

Josh

Ow.

Drake

8. 9.

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