[Megan comes inside Drake and Josh's room and tells Drake her truth after making his hands green (when she saw Drake eating her cookie)]
Oh, it's you. Close the door!
[closes the door and walks up to Drake] What's going on?
Swear not to tell mom and dad?
Swear.
Well, I have this rare skin disease called dermatameculitis.
[gasps] Oh my god! Are you okay?
I will be. See, I read online that you can cure it by soaking in zipholic acid which is in lizard pee.
Or you know there is another cure.
What?
Next time, don't eat my big cookie.
What are you saying?
I tricked you into thinking you have a rare skin disease by dying your hands and feet green while you slept and that you were stupid enough to actually fall for it and stick your hands and feet in buckets in lizard pee. That what I'm saying.
Megan!
You have a little somethin' on your upper lip.
[Drake touches his upper lip with his green hand and suffers from it as Megan leaves his and Josh's room]
Wait!
What?
Is it gone?
[Megan leaves the room]
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