[Drake notices the name tag on Leslie's uniform]
Leslie's Towing Company, huh?
Yeah. Been in the towing business for 23 years.
So, who's Leslie, your wife?
No. Leslie's my name. [Drake bursts into laughter] Something funny about that?
Well, yeah, I mean, Leslie's a girl's name.
Oh, is that what you think?
Uh, what my brother meant to say was, we don't think Leslie's a girl's name. We think it's a guy's name, dude. A man's name, [mimicking Leslie] a very man's name. Grr.
No, it's not. Leslie's totally--
Silence!
[to Drake] Listen, boy. I was named after my father, he was named after his father, and they both fought in wars.
Okay, all I'm saying is I've dated like five Leslies. All girls.
Okay, uh, you know, I'll tell you what. You can rot in a sack for all I care. Goodbye.
No. No, no, no, please, wait, don't leave!
[without turning around] ROT IN A SACK!
[drives away as Josh turns to Drake]
[angrily] You had to make fun of the man's name?!
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