[a Hummer parks in front of Drake and Josh and two male strangers get out of it]
Hey.
Thank you so much for stopping.
No problem.
Where are you guys headed?
To our Aunt Catherine's wedding.
But we gotta be there in less than half an hour.
Yeah, with that cake.
We're in big trouble.
Well, did you call for help?
No, we don't have cell phones.
But if you drive us to the nearest payphone, we'll give you 75 bucks.
Oh, hold on. [checks his wallet] I've got... [takes out a dollar bill] an extra 40!
Alright, that's almost 100 bucks!
[silence]
Will you please drive us?
Wait a minute, so... you guys are stranded out here.
Flagging down strangers.
And you got no cell phones.
And it's just the two of you.
Alone.
Right.
[Ryan and Spencer push Drake and Josh to the ground and take their wallets away from them as they drive off right away leaving Drake and Josh stranded in the middle of the road]
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