Can we just go?
Why are you in such a hurry?
'Cause I want Aunt Catherine's beach house, bad.
Yeah, so do I.
Well, we can't be late for the wedding, and we have to pick up the cake.
Dude, we got plenty of time, alright? Just as long as we get to the bakery before... [notices his laptop case gone] Hey, have you seen my laptop case? I thought I left it right here.
Yeah, I gave it to Craig and Eric.
You-you what?!
They told me you said it was cool.
Yeah, I said it was cool for 'em to borrow my computer, but why'd you give them the whole case? It had my cell phone in it and my keys to Mom's SUV! Now we have no car!
Well, I'll just call Craig and Eric and tell them to come back.
No, we can't. They don't have cell phones.
Why?
'Cause Papa Nichols threw Eric's against the wall and broke it, and Craig's mom thinks cell phones cause ear sores!
Craig does get a lot of ear sores.
Look, we cannot be late to this wedding!
Right, okay, um... Trevor!
What about Trevor?
We'll borrow his car.
His girlfriend sleeps in it.
No, they broke up. She sleeps in some other guy's car now.
I don't wanna go to a wedding in Trevor's El Camino, it's old and gross.
So is Aunt Catherine.
Drake, if we--
Dude, it runs, and the wedding cake will fit in the back. And the most important thing is it'll get us there on time. [starts calling Trevor on the phone]
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