[Opening comments: Drake and Josh talk about how unpleasant their great aunt Catherine is and both are in agreement that she is quite unpleasant]
So, me and Drake have this Great Aunt Catherine.
Have you ever met my Great Aunt Catherine? No? Well, hey. Lucky you.
She's almost 90 years old.
She's like 90,000 years old.
She's not nice!
She is mean. [moves closer to the screen] Mean to the bone!
Something's not right about Aunt Catherine.
She collects hair... from people she doesn't even know well!
Oh, and get this.
Aunt Catherine's getting married!
I mean, who wants to get married at 89 years old?
You know, Josh and I disagree on a lot of stuff, but I bet he hates Aunt Catherine just as much as I do.
I wonder if Drake hates Aunt Catherine as much as I do. [turns to Drake] Do ya?
Totally.
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