[offscreen] Hello, anyone home?
Now who's here?
[offscreen] Hello, animal control.
Animal control!
[they open the door]
Hey.
Hi.
You boys have a canine issue?
Uh yeah, h-how'd you know?
Yeah, we got a call from one of the neighbors. Said she had heard loud barking and girls screaming all night long. Are you the screaming girls?
Maybe/Sorta.
Okay, where's the dog?
We're not sure.
But-but, you-you should probably put on some protective padding or something.
Yeah, this dog is big and way out of control!
Look, boys. I've been doing this 11 years. Don't worry about me. I can handle any dog situation that could possibly...
[Tiberius enters the room, barking at his new target. The officer screams as he tries to run, bumping into Drake and Josh as he passes the latter his snare pole. He retreats to the bathroom, slamming the door behind him. They also rush to the bathroom with Tiberius giving chase, running into the door which bumps aside the officer. Josh unfortunately blocks their way in with the pole, but moves it just in time to get inside and close the door]
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