[Josh angrily comes home from the hospital after Drake pranked the whole hospital thinking Josh has a virus, which in return, causes him to get a chemical bath. His skin is now intensely orange, as if from a bad tan.]
Hey, man.
HEY, MAN?!
Hey... man?
You left me at the hospital to be chemically bathed!
Oh, yeah, how'd it go?
[sarcastically] Oh, actually, it was quite soothing especially the part where they...OH, IT WAS HORRIBLE!!
Kay, what up with the 'tude?
Do you know what it's like to get an involuntary chemical bath? It stings... EVERYWHERE!
Alright, look. Tell you what, I'm going to make up to you, okay?
No. Okay, no you're not, because that's when the badness happens. The only time you do anything nice to me is after you caused me some kind of physical damage or emotional distress. You are never going to make up anything to me ever again.
Wait, do these sound okay to you? [Drake plays his Bongos for Josh to try to cheer him up, but Josh rips the taped up Bongos then leaves] Would you bring me the hot glue gun?
NOT REALLY! [slams the door]
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