Alright, a toast, to the best brother I've ever had.
Back at ya, brother.
[sips his Mocha-Cola, then cringes] This is diet. Here, switch with me.
No. You already took a sip.
So?
So I don't wanna drink your backwash.
Don't be such a priss.
I'm NOT a priss!
Then switch with me.
No!
Come on, you know I hate diet.
Are you really gonna get mad about this?
You're always doing this, man. Come on.
I'm always doing it? This is what I'm talking about. I'm enjoying a delicious regular beverage.
You're still mad about the golf balls.
You can have a little diet. This is what you say. "Oh, Josh. You gave me diet soda. And you could go get a new soda."
[They have another argument. Megan comes into the living room and activates a device. The device beeps and blows out white smoke that knocks Drake and Josh out, stopping their argument as the episode ends.]
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