[after all of Drake and Josh's flashbacks from the previous episodes were shown]
Unbelievable!
I know.
Bickering is one thing, but you two should be ashamed of yourselves for allowing it to escalate to physical confutations.
No! I will not share the blame here. I am the victim in this relationship.
Oh, how are you the victim?
You’re always trying to take advantage of me.
Ha!
Drake, come on, honestly. Do you ever take advantage of Josh just a little bit?
Well, but not just me. He takes advantage of everyone.
Oh, name one time.
Okay, uhh. That girl, Liza.
Hot Liza?
Yeah, you totally dated her just to get your old girlfriend back.
That's an exasperation!
Exaggeration, read a book, would ya!?
No!
Josh, tell me a little bit more about Drake and this girl hot Liza.
Glad too. See, Drake had just broken up with this girl Tori. But he wanted her back. So, he thought he’d make her jealous by making out with this hot girl Liza.
Drake, is this story true?
Yeah, but I totally learned my lesson. Let me tell ya, Liza Tupper, worst kisser ever!
I have heard that.
Liza Tupper?
Yeah, and she's not the smartest won-ton on the poo-poo platter either, if you know what I'm saying!
I have heard that.
You're saying she's dumb?
And a bad kisser!
[anger rising] Liza Tupper happens to be my daughter!
[gets up] Oh, this is awkward.
[Dr. Phyllis gets up and gets mad at Drake as she attacks him, then attacks Josh when he tries to stop her]
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