[Drake turns on the radio while Josh is doing homework]
Hey! Hey!
Oh, hey. Want some sandwich?
No! I'm trying to do my homework. Could you turn that off?!
[takes out his guitar and starts singing in blues] Oh cranky Josh, he is getting so cranky, so very cranky. [Josh breaks his pencil] And now he's breaking things. Somebody call the pencil repairman...
DUDE!!! Would you please stop that improvisational blues tune? Don't you have homework to do?
My homework's already been taken care of. [gives his note to Josh]
[reading Drake fake doctor's note] Please excuse Drake from his homework. He twisted his liver and is unable to read, write, or bathe. Yours truly, the doctor.
Wrote it myself!
Shouldn't the doctor have a name?
Oh, yes. Here, gimme that. Bob! "Bob, the Doctor". Yeah?
Oh yeah, yeah! That is perfect!
Cool!
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