[Drake and Josh reconcile from their fight]
Can you believe us? I mean, we've been fighting this whole week. We were fighting when we were 8 years old.
Yeah, I wonder what it's gonna be like when we're 80.
[chuckles] Yeah.
[Flashforwarding 80 years, Drake and Josh imagine themselves and Megan as seniors, all old and cranky]
I am starving. [blows on his inhaler; an elderly Megan comes to bring them their bowls of food] Starving!
Yeah, where's Megan with our dinna?
Megaaaaan!
I'm comin', I'm comin'! Drake, here's your oatmeal. Josh, here's your cream of wheat. [gives them their bowls] Boobs! [walks away]
Wait. Wait-wait, I wanted the oatmeal.
No, you asked for the cream of wheat.
You gimme that oatmeal!
Over my dead body!
Fine! I can wait 5 minutes.
That's it! I'm eatin' on the other side of the room. [gets up]
Well, who needs ya? [gets up cracking his back, as Megan secretly throws a cookie at him and quickly escapes] You threw somethin' at me!
That's a lie!
It is on!
Oh, it's on!
It's go time!
I'll show you go time!
I am comin' at you, fast as lighting!
[Both fight until they fall asleep on the couch as the episode ends]
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