Josh, is Tori here?
Um, uh, yeah. She's over there with another good-looking guy.
Oh good, cause I have a hot date coming here [stares at Josh's half shaved mustache] What happened to the other half of your mustache?
I woke up this morning and it was just gone.
Well, then why don't you shave off the other half?
No! Alright, that's just want Mindy wants me to do.
Dude, if you shave it off, she will kiss you!
Well, there are more important things in life than kissing girls.
Name two.
I can't!
You have to keep your dumb mustache. Come here!
What are you doing?
Restashing you! [draws a mustache on Josh's face]
Do I look good?
Here comes Liza!
Hot Liza?
The hottest. You think she'll make Tori jealous?
[Josh mumbles]
Hey Drake!
Hey Liza! You know my brother Josh.
What's up with his-?
Come with me! [he and Liza leave]
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