Josh and Drake in “Unfinished Business”

Josh

Drake, wake up! Drake, Drake! I have to talk to you! Drake, wake up! [climbs onto Drake's bed and jumps on him] DRAKE, WAKE UP! I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU! Hi.

Drake

I'm calling the police.

Josh

Look, Drake, alright, you were right.

Drake

Great. Can you hand me that bullhorn?

Josh

Sure. [gives Drake a bullhorn]

Drake

Thanks. [turns the bullhorn on, yells in it] GET OFF OF ME! [Josh gets off] Now, what was I right about?

Josh

About dad, alright? I think he is dating another woman.

Drake

What happened?

Josh

Well, I caught him sneaking in. He was wearing a suit. When I asked him where he'd been, he says: [imitates Walter] "I was out buyin' milk, but I drank it all on the way home!"

Drake

Oh, that's bad!

Josh

I know!

Drake

I really needed some milk.

Josh

[slaps Drake with a pillow] THIS - IS NOT - ABOUT - YOUR DAIRY - NEEDS!!! I can't believe that dad's cheating on mom.

Drake

Okay, we don't-we don't know for sure.

Josh

Yeah, well, I gotta know.

Drake

Okay, tell you what, tomorrow we'll-we'll skip school and follow dad around and see what he's up to.

Josh

Excuse me? [picks up his trophy] Perfect attendance since nursery school.

Drake

Ah, the golden dork award.

Josh

I'm not ditchin' school.

Drake

Well, so you'll bring in a doctor's note and it won't count as an absence.

Josh

Where am I gonna to get a doctor's note?

Drake

Uh, you want small pox or hemorrhoids?