[Drake takes Josh upstairs to their room to have a private conversation about their dad]
Drake.
We've got a problem with dad.
I got him a dandruff shampoo.
This isn't a dandruff problem, Josh. It's a woman problem.
Dad has cramps?
Listen to me, Josh. I overheard dad talking on the phone and- Well, I think he's-I think he's seeing another woman.
Seeing another woman do what?
I think he's dating another woman.
What?! Dad can't be dating another woman. He's married to our mom! [laughs] Ooh.
Yeah, ooh.
But dad's not the kind of guy to go running around with other women. He loves mom and has dandruff.
Oh, yeah? Then why was he telling that woman on the phone that he's "interested" and she's all he's been thinking about, huh?
You overheard him say that?
In a hushed tone.
Hushed?
Hushed.
Oh, man. Look, maybe you misunderstood.
Yeah. Maybe I didn't.
Alright. Well, let's not do anything yet. Let's just, Um...keep our eyes open for the next few days, but don't say a word to mom.
No way. Wait. Hey, uh...you got some White flakes. White flakes. [wipes something off of Josh's back]
D'oh, it's hereditary!
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