[smiles] You know, you're going to ruin your cuticles.
[stops, unamused] Yeah, you can make jokes. You're still single.
She just wants to stay in America. You might be technically married, but it's not like it's going to change your life.
Yeah, I just need something to get my mind off of it. [sees Allie walk up to the stand] Well hello, something... [walks over and discreetly knocks her purse off the counter, picking it back up] Uh, excuse me? Is this your purse on the floor?
[takes it] Yeah, thanks. It must've fallen when I wasn't looking.
Well then, this is your lucky day.
Yeah? Why's that?
Well, you got your purse back and, I'm free tonight.
[flirts] Then it is my lucky day.
[walks up behind her] Ahem.
Yooka? What're you doing here?
[to Allie] You, you take your eyes off my husband! You skunk bag!
Yooka!
Husband?!
Skunk bag?
Uh, no, no! You see, I'm not really her husband. We're just married.
You're married, and you're hitting on me?!
[sheepishly chuckles] You see, there's a funny story...
[Allie smacks Drake with her purse, as she and her friend storm off into the theater]
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