“Oprah? Oh, Oprah. Who's dog is this?” – Josh, Drake & Josh ... TV Quotes Database

[Drake brought a trash dog to his and Josh's room to prank and wake up Josh]

Oprah? Oh, Oprah. [screams and wakes up after the trash dog licks his face] Who's dog is this?

I just found him rooting through the garbage outside.

So you let him lick my face?

Get dressed, we're late.

Late for what?

Dude, it's Saturday morning. Cheerleader car wash at the Hexaco Station. Come on, it's already 10:00.

10:00? Oh, no, I'm late. I'm supposed to be at Drew's.

You're hanging out with Drew today?

He's got a virtual reality snowboarding game with a real snow machine and everything.

So, what, you're just gonna be gone all day?

But now, you can have more Drake time. Everybody wins. See you. [leaves]

Well, trash dog, it looks like it's just you and me. [the trash dog leaves] Hey, I have garbage! [picks up the trash can]

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