[Drake and Josh are sent to jail by the FBI for selling the grills, which were stolen by the 2 men]
Wait, wait, wait, you can't lock me in here. I'M ON THE HONOR ROLL! [the police lock the bars] Drake, do something!
Yeah, what do you want me to do?
Tell them we didn't steal those grills!
I did, they don't believe us!
Well, I don't belong in prison! Prison is for scum! And lowlifes! [other prisoners glare at him] Except for you guys. I'm sure you're all wonderful people. Maybe later we can all get together and [grabs the bars] OH, LET ME OUT OF HERE! I HAVE A PIANO LESSON!!! [Drake grabs him]
Don't freak out, right? We'll figure a way out of this but until then just be cool. Okay? These guys are tough.
Right.
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