[comes in] Hey, excuse us. We don't mean to interrupt your money fight, but a friend of ours told us you were selling Gary Coleman grills.
Your friend is wise.
So, how many do you want?
Well, tell you what, we'll take them all.
Wait, you want all of them?
That's right. [shows them the badge]
Sorry, we only accept cash.
These are badges. [show them the badge]
Dude, cash only.
I don't think you understand. Drake Parker and Josh Nichols?
Yes?
You're under arrest for possession and sale of stolen property.
Stolen the grills?
That's right.
We're just selling them for these two guys.
Yeah, we didn't know they were stolen.
Right. Sure, come with us please. [handcuffs Drake and Josh]
Drake?
Yeah?
I've read about prison.
And...?
[worried] It ain't fun!
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