[Drake is standing outside of Mrs. Hayfer and Kelly's house]
Kelly, you're a really nice girl, I just don't think this is going to work out. Oh no. Kelly, I'm joining the army. Navy. Circus?
[answers the door] Who's out here?
Hey, is Kelly- [he notices Mrs. Hayfer when she comes out revealing it's her house] HOLY SNOT!
What a charming sentiment.
Mrs. Hayfer, what are you doing here?
Watching OR, and I'm missing Madelyn's colonoscopy. What are you doing on my porch?
Isn't this Kelly's address?
Wait. You're the boy who's been dating my daughter?
You're Kelly's mom?!
I'm going to be sick!
Oh, right there with you.
[comes out of the house] Drake, I wasn't expecting you tonight. [laughs]
Yeah, I wasn't expecting my English teacher to be your mom.
Are you one of my mom's students?
If you use the term "student" loosely.
Well, I’d better get going. [he leaves but Kelly grabs him]
Oh no, no, no, no. You came all the way out here. So, what do you want?
Um...
Why don't you take me to play miniature golf?
Oh, you know I-
Oh, I'll get my putter. [leaves and goes inside the house]
So, nice night, huh?
[satisfied] I hate you.
I know.
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