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Drake & Josh · Season 1, Episode 15

Police Officer, Josh and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Drake got pulled over because of a tail light being out]

PPolice Officer

Son you have a tail light out.

Josh

Yeah, stick it to him copper!

PPolice Officer

May I see your driver's license please?

Drake

Uh, yeah, about that.

Josh

Tell them, Drake. Tell him how you don't have a driver's license.

DWDenise Woods

You don't have your license?

Josh

No, he doesn't. That's why I had to drive you around all night.

PPolice Officer

Wait. So, you were driving this car?

Josh

Yeah. Why?

PPolice Officer

You have a tail-light out. Afraid I'm gonna have to give you a ticket, son.

Josh

No, sir, you're going to have to give me 2 tickets.

PPolice Officer

What for?

Josh

Well...one for the faulty tail light. And one...FOR THIS! [angrily attacks Drake. Denise, creeped out, exits the car and leaves as the episode ends]

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