[Drake woke Josh up in the middle of the night using his guitar]
Oh, good, you're up. Here, let's go get some tacos, you drive.
What? [looks at the clock] It's 3 A.M. [rolls under his blanket]
Yeah, I like to call it the taco hour.
Go make some. We have taco stuff in the kitchen.
Yeah, but Chez Taco's only a few miles away. Come on, just give me a ride.
No, I will not drive into the night on some Mexican adventure.
Okay, I thought that a corn shell full of beef and cheese would be a small reward for, I don't know, helping you keep your driver's license.
Okay, that's it. Stop dropping guilt bombs on me. You did me a favor, and I appreciate it. But now you're trying to take advantage of me, and I won't have it, you hear me?
Oh, I hear you, and maybe dad's gonna hear me when I tell him that you ran a stop sign and got a pretty little traffic ticket. What do you say to that?
I say, [pauses] it's taco time! [he and Drake both leave the room]
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