[Josh paces in the janitor's closet then Drake opens the closet door and hits Josh on his bottom]
Ow! Thank you for the butt bruise!
Are you ready? You know what to do, right?
Yeah. Cheat.
I told you, its not cheating.
Beg to differ.
Look, are you going to help me or not? I mean, I helped you when you got your foot caught in the toilet.
No, you didn't. You laughed and took digital pictures.
Come on, Josh. Please?
[from the other room] Everyone, take your seats. The Academic Bowl is about to begin.
Well?
Fine. But let's just get this over with. This whole thing makes me feel so dirty.
Yeah, so take a bath when you get home. Give me the ear piece. [Josh gives Drake his microphone ear piece] Thanks brother.
You better love me for this! [Drake kisses Josh on his cheek] Not that kind of love! [Josh sprays his cheek in disgust]
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