[Opening comments: Drake hates how his parents want him and Josh to spend time together, but Josh loves it so when he asks Drake if he wanted to take a cooking class together, Drake tries to convince Josh that he moved to Australia]
I'm so excited.
I'm so annoyed.
My dad told me and Drake that since were stepbrothers now, we should start trying to hang out together more.
My mom's trying to get me to hang out more, with Josh.
I'm really psyched about it.
Kill me.
Maybe Drake and I can do magic tricks together.
Please kill me.
And Drake's just gotta find stuff that's fun for both of us to do.
Maybe I can move to Australia, they have big shrimp there.
Maybe we can take a cooking class. One sec. [shouting] Hey Drake! You want to take a cooking class together?
[in a high-pitched voice] Sorry! Drake moved to Australia.
That's not even an Australian accent.
[in a high-pitched voice] Yes, is it. Fromage!
That's French!
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