[at school, Drake comes in the locker room while Josh is pumping up footballs]
Hey, Mr. E-quipment manager. Trevor's waiting in his car,You want a ride home or not?
In a minute, I just need to finish pumping up these footballs and-
[angrily] NICHOLS!
Yeah, Coach Davis? What-ca need me to do?
What did you do?
What? What are you talking about?
Your brownies! Look what they did!
[the football players come in sick after eating Josh's brownies with flower dirt thanks to Megan]
Did you do something to my brownies?
Oh, yeah, Josh, I live to sabotage baked goods.
Coach, you better check on Witherspoon, he's really bad!
Witherspoon, you alright?
How many brownies did you eat?
17. [gags] Ooh, and I think your about to see them again.
Alright, someone get this boy a bucket!
Aw, I just cleaned the buckets!
Alright, that's it. No game tomorrow night. We're gonna have to forfeit!
[the football players gasp in shock]
Aw, come on, Coach Davis, we can't forfeit!
Would you look at Witherspoon?! Ain't no way he's playin' tomorrow night! And I got no one else to play center!
Josh will play center!
Josh who?!
Josh you! You'll be great and cool!
And dead! Lincoln is the toughest team in the state. They're animals! ANIMALS!
Will you quit whining, Nichols? Your vomit brownies got us into this, and you're playing center tomorrow night!
Yes!
No! [Witherspoon vomits on Josh's feet] Awww!
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