[while walking downstairs] Josh?
Drake! Um, it's not what you think! See I plugged into the-
I know. Megan told me everything.
Megan! Look, Drake. Please don't hate me. I just wanted to do-
You. For spending your entire life savings to get me a 64 fender strat? Josh that is like the coolest thing anyone's ever done for me. [pause] Holy snot! That's Devin Malone!
Yeah, it is! Come on! Come on! [he grabs Drake and takes him to Devin] Devin, this is my step brother Drake. Drake, this is-
Oh, believe me I know who you are. I've learned everything I know about guitar from watching you.
Yeah, you play?
Uh yeah, but I'm nowhere as great as you are.
He's amazing with the guitar. He can really bring the funk!
Uh, just take good care of this one. She's special.
I hear ya.
Dude, don't even worry about it. I'm guarding this thing with my life baby. Yeah! [he slams the guitar case on Devin's hands which causes Devin to scream]
Josh! Are you okay?
Oh my God!
What happened? Are you hurt?
Yes.
Is it your hand?
[annoyed] Yes!
[holds up his fingers] How many fingers am I holding up?
I don't care!
Get me a doctor! Somebody get me a doctor!
[to a security guard, sarcastically, guilt-ridden] Would you mind taking me into the back alley and beating me until I lose consciousness?
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