Drake and Josh in “Unfinished Business”

Drake

You do realize this is your fault.

Josh

No, I do not realize that!

Drake

You couldn't stop playing your video games for 10 minutes to take her the stupid umbrella?

Josh

Hey, number 1, that umbrella is not stupid. My uncle bought it for me at SeaWorld!

Drake

Oh, just face it, Josh. You're addicted to video games.

Josh

I am not addicted to them! [smiling] I am in love with them!

Drake

Well, how sad.

Josh

Not as sad as being addicted to junk food, which ya are. Man, do ya know how bad that stuff is for you?

Drake

[throws bag of Cheese Balls and picks up video game controller as he acts like Josh] “Ooh, look at me, I'm Josh! I play video games all day long! Girls? No, thank you, ma'am! I got me a video game!”

Josh

[stuffs a fistful of Cheese Balls into his mouth as he acts like Drake] “Ooh, I'm Drake! Nutrition? Not for me! I'm just gonna eat me a big ol' bag of Cheese Balls!” [shoves more Cheese Balls into his mouth]

Drake

Which you're allergic to. [Josh frantically spits out the Cheese Balls, uses a Dustbuster on his tongue, and spits out the Cheese Ball crumbs] Besides, food is a necessity. Video games have no value.

Josh

Video games teach hand-eye coordination, which is why I now have CAT-LIKE reflexes.

Drake

[throws a baseball which hits Josh on his head] Yeah. Dead cat-like reflexes.

Josh

I wasn't ready! Besides, I can quit video games a lot easier than you can quit junk food!

Drake

Oh, really? [sniffs] You smell that, Josh? It smells like a bet to me.

Josh

No, I smell [sniffs] you losing a bet!

Drake

Okay, hot pants, it’s on. You give up video games, I give up junk food. First one to cave loses.

Josh

Okay, what happens when you lose?!

Drake

When you lose, you have to, uh, dye your hair pink.

Josh

Okay, loser has to dye his hair pink.

Drake

So we're starting right now?

Josh

Yeah, we're starting right now! [they tried to start but they changed their minds] Or we could start in the morning.

Drake

Morning works.