[Drake comes home from his concert and finds Josh hanging from the gutter]
So, just hanging there?
Drake, you came back.
Uh, yeah, my gig got cancelled. Can you tell me what you're doing up there?
It's a long, sad story. Could you put the ladder back up?
Okay. [starts to get the ladder] Hey, where's the baby?
Um, possibly... on the roof.
You put the baby on the roof?!
No. It's conceivable though that he was flung there, via catapult. Oh, Drake, I ruined everything. The baby's missing, the house is destroyed, and my dad's gonna get fired.
Hey, where's Megan?
I don't know. I haven't-I haven't seen her since the baby disappeared.
Uh-huh. I think I might know where the baby is. [leaves to go get help from Megan]
Okay, I'm coming down. [the ladder falls down again] Aw, come on!
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