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Drake & Josh · Season 1, Episode 15

Josh, Susan and others in “Unfinished Business”

Josh

I'm sure it was unintentional.

SSusan

Josh, it's not unintentional at all.

Josh

I knew it! [Susan grabs his face and kisses him; Drake walks in the house]

Drake

Susan?

SSusan

Ew! Josh, what are you trying to do? I'm Drake's girlfriend! Oh, Drake, you're here.

Josh

Drake, it's not what you think. Just 1 second. [turns around] Oh, dear Lord, thank you so much for my very first kiss! Amen! Drake, I swear. It's not what you think.

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