[Josh is on his laptop researching while Drake comes out of the kitchen with his root beer]
You're still researching?
Yeah. I found all kinds of great stuff on how to repair a dune buggy.
You've done enough research. Come on. Let's go get started on it.(Hits him with a pillow)
Quit it. I'm tryin' to read a website on tires.
Come on. We use some tools. We tighten things, you know. Maybe throw some oil in the oil hole and we're good to go.
[amused] Oil hole? [Drake hits him again] Quit whacking my head!
Then come on! [Josh throws a pillow at him, missing, as Josh knocks over the root beer on the TV causing it to short circuit and emit sparks, as it dies] You see what you do?
You did it first!
Yeah, but my pillow didn't cause anything to explode!
Oh! [tries to turn the TV back on, but to no avail] Oh... What are we gonna do? Mom and Dad are gonna kill us!
No, they won't... They're gonna kill you.
But you're the one who ducked! You, d-ducker! Oh, I'm gonna be in so much trouble...
Dude, [sits with him] there's a very easy way outta this: lie.
Lie?
Lie.
Lie...
Yeah, if Mom and Dad ask about the TV, you don't know what happened.
But that's not the truth.
Which is why they call it lying...
I don't know, lying... It seems so wrong.
You wanna get grounded?
But it feels so right!
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